Criminals who've ran away from the cops, how did you not get caught?

Hey, I don't know if you guys really read your comments but it'd be really cool if you guys started uploading these videos onto spotify as podcasts, considering that for the most part they're audio stuff (I don't think many people are here for the gameplay) I think they would be really good! I'd love to listen to you guys while I draw or play games ❤❤❤

Jail time for trespassing on a cemetery while being 16 and just playing manhunt is some dystopian bs.

Imagine getting arrested for playing outside.

Half of these are "ok cops, thats a bit overkill" and the other half are "yeah i was drunk driving without a license to hide a body haha"

Hey I appreciate you actually acting them out and giving short commentary afterwards. This is definitely what makes it transformative and not blatant content theft like the ai readers.

Party got busted, everyone scrambles. I grab a dog leash and book it into the trails. Made it a block or so, stumble, almost get trampled, broke a finger. Got caught, but pretended I was walking my dog and got thrown on the ground by the other kids. He didn't even take my info, just asked if I needed a medic & let me walk away.

'I'm not a Kenyan for nothing!' Had me rolling!!

YELLOW GUY IS BACK 🔥🔥🔥

Uh, don’t know if anyone else mentioned this… But story 131 is a part of a John Mulaney bit. I mean, it leaves out what he learned after the party. Like the leaving of literal teenage poop on (or near?) the teacher’s computer, then the theft of an antique photo and the culprit behind it.

Choppers are actually really common to use with break ins especially if the suspects are on foot and hiding in bushes etc. They got thermal cameras :)

i really wish the voice actors had names to them, i love this guy to bits. his voice is so beautiful to me and hes just so good at his job i need to support him in some way

TWO HOURS of the best narrator? Sweet

13:12 you know, a lot of these stories had some people who deserved to be in at least a little trouble. but a lot more of these stories have people getting in trouble for things that you shouldn’t be getting in trouble for
anyways, i’m pretty sure there’s some saying about that, but i don’t recall it rn

when i was 10 or so me and my friend went exploring an abandoned house, we'd been there 2 times before nothing out of the ordinary, the third time though there were a few teenagers not too far away from us and it was an active street, they called out on us and only about 30 seconds later police came speeding and stopped really close to use, luckily the abandoned building had an exit to an apartment driveway and when the cops came we acted like random kids leaving our house and when we were out of sight we ran for our lives and hid near a train station before we went home

Personal story: I used to hang out with some questionable kids. I was pretty tame and just drank a little on occasion, but a lot of the guys were minor dealers, sometimes thieves, and VICIOUSLY protective of our little group- especially of myself and a handful of other girls. I had a really bad feeling one weekend that I shouldn’t hang out with them; can’t explain it, but it was a hella strong gut feeling that bad stuff was going down. I was probably 15ish at the time.
Sure enough, I got a call Sunday morning from my then-bf that the cops had raided the little party we had every weekend in one of the guy’s barns. Like 15 cop cars all drove in, lights off, at the same time, then all the lights came on, cops coming from every which way, all at the same time. Total ambush style.
My bf was like a ripped little spider monkey from all of his BMX riding and skating, so he bolted into the woods and shimmied as far up a tree as he could get. Cops went through the woods with dogs for around an hour, collecting and arresting my friends (mostly just underage drinking, but a few had weed and other minor drugs), but couldn’t see my bf so he avoided being arrested. He said he was so terrified, he stayed up in that tree for another couple of hours, afraid there was a lingering cop waiting on him.
That bf just called me the other day after not speaking for twenty+ years, just to catch up. I found out a lot of our old friends did serious jail time for wild shit and three of them (one of which owned the party-house) are in jail for murder. These were close friends. They killed a man about 20 years ago over a bad drug deal… only they killed the wrong man. I was horrified to read about that. I could’ve definitely ended up taking a very different path in life had I stayed friends with all of them, but fortunately after that night, I just distanced myself.
I mostly just played guitar and focused on music until having my first kiddo at 17; she was the best thing that ever happened. Old bf had some rough years, but is now very successful and doing well, as am I. It served my kids well, having those stories, too, as they took all of my mistakes (and triumphs) into account and are much better at life than I was at their ages. I’m so grateful I had that gut feeling.

Me and a group of 4 friends (average age was 17) got detained by a cop for hanging out on railroad tracks. We had to go to his police car for background checks. One of the guys had about 2 ounces of weed in his backpack, and he says to the cop "oh I just remembered I have to go because im late for something" and tries to speed walk off lol he had a funny accent too. The cop says something like "you arent leaving till I say so" Luckily the cop didnt search his bag and we didnt get in any trouble

“then we all got high. the end.” 😂😂if only life could be so simple

In America, it's illegal for _adults with all other adult rights_ to drink alcohol, until they turn _21._ They get all other rights at 16 or 18.
Truly the land of the free.

Which time? Lol. The one that comes to mind, i had JUST got out of jail that morning for a dui. Went to a house party with my boys. Party got a little out of control. Guy who owned the house decided it was over. But one loud mouth who had been there since before the party even started, and was just drinking straight from the bottle of smirnoff vodka he brought, started arguing with him. One thing led to another, the homeowner goes upstairs and grabs his pistol. Starts yelling "PARTIES OVER, EVERYONE OUT NOW!!!" This guy is still trying to argue with him, telling him to "pull the trigger" guy is so drunk he can't stand up but is still trying to fight the guy with a gun. We'll he pistol whips the dude one time, and he hits the ground like a sack of 🥔's. At this point ppl actually start leaving in a semi orderly fashion. But bc were friends with the homeowner we were trying to hangout and help him finish getting everyone out amd clean up. All the sudden it SOUNDS LIKE someone actually FIRED a gun. We're all wasted so we don't realize it was actually just some ass holes mad the party got crashed and threw some cinder blocks through the windows. At this point we say sorry bro but we're out too. We got everyone we came with together and hopped in our boys truck. Luckily it's an avalanche so it's semi roomy. Even more lucky, our boys sister happen to be at the party, and wasn't drinking. So we actually had a sober driver lol. We got about 2 blocks down the road, saw 2 more ppl we had come with or knew, and had them jump in. At this point everyone decides we have to go back to get one last guy we came with. He refused to leave bc he was trying to help our dude get everyone out. (Really just wanted to fight someone) We fly back in the driveway, somehow the police haven't showed up yet. Everyone but me jumps out of the car to go get him. Just as they get inside gues who shows up? The police 🤦 my ass is in the floorboard hiding bc like I said, just got out of jail that morning. Somehow everyone who went in managed to come back out except for the guy who owned the truck and the guy we came back for. But we take off and get those same 2 blocks down the road, all the sudden we see them hopping though back yards. They see the truck, run over and hop in the bed and we just took off.

Back when I was a teen/ early 20s, I lived in one of the small towns outside of my state's capital.
Stories 8 and 10 reminded me of the time I borrowed my friends' 93 or 94 Team Green ZX7R Ninja to go to work and left my Jeep at his house so we could put a drive shaft in it that night for a ski trip the next day. Bike had a Yoshi 4-2-1 pipe, jet kit, and had been sproketed.
I didn't have a motorcycle endorsement.
I pop up over the hill to head down the hill to his turn in that night, and in between the 2, the local police is setting up a DUI checkpoint.
It wasn't quite set up yet.
I wasn't stopping, either😂
Went back and forth through that roadblock like 4 times, before I got far enoigh out ahead of them to swing into the neighborhood my buddy lived in.
He had the garage door up, i drove right in, parked it up in front of my CJ, as he was closing the door.
He said he and his dad heard me from the time I first jumped on the throttle, all the way up to the next intersection where I kept turning around. He just stood out in the driveway with his dad, having a beer😂😂😂

I ran from the cops. My girlfriend called the cops on me and they arrived ten minutes before my curfew and they told me I had to leave due to domestic. They informed me I had ten minutes to report my new address.So once I got my rent from her I was on my way. I spent all night barhopping. Anyways I walk out of a bar and a cruiser is coming down the street so I bolt it and it chased me but I got away. I hid in the nearby carlot and had to wait for the cop to search the lot with its floodlight. Lucky for me I didn't get caught. I was back at my girlfriend's the next day. I bumped into her downtown near where I had bolted it. She was on her way to buy a new bed,an air mattress at Canadian Tire. So we take the bus and get the new bed. I was so wiped from last night that I fell asleep on her shoulder at the bus terminal right by where I ran from the cops.

Last one I can remember off the top of my head. We were parked across the street from a pizza place. Just sitting there, waiting for one of our boys gf to show up. But apparently we made the ppl at the pizza place freak out, and call the cops on us. I don't remember if we had smoked a blumt while we were waiting or not. But regardless, our one buddy in the back had an entire ounce of weed and a scale on him. So the car wreaked of weed, and he was holding a felony. Don't remember exactly how it went, but somehow we got away. The cop saod something along the lines of, "we've got bigger fish to fry" meanwhile he doesn't realize we're sitting on a felony at the time. This was back before it was legal ANYWHERE in the US

I accidentally ran from the cops once. Was driving back to work after running to the bank and realized I’d left the garage door open at the house I was staying at, so decided to drive by and close it. Speed limit was 45, I was probably going 60. After I passed the house there was a very curvy and hilly section of the road coming up. A cop came around the corner right before the curve and I saw his lights flip on immediately. I figured I could pretend I hadn’t seen as I went around the curve and immediately turned onto another road that took me over a hill. Didn’t see the cop again but my heart was beating so hard when I got to work.

Almost got away. Driving to work doing 50 in a 35 and there's a cop there. Saw him pull out to come after me. I turn on a side street and try to make it to a very busy road where he would lose me in the crowd. Got to the intersection at the busy road but couldn't turn without getting into a crash. He pulled up behind me and flashed his lights. Luckily he didn't think I was trying to run.

Here's my story: When I was 14-15ish I was a real problem child / Straight up criminal. One night me and a friend were going around the neighborhood on bike just stealing whatever we could get our hands on. Well we saw some cops and just started booking it immediately, honestly the cop probably wasn't even looking for us until we started running, but whatever, now we are running from cops. We are only a few blocks away from my friends house at this point and we start cutting through people's yards to go where the cop cars can't go when suddenly both of us hit a clothes line at the same time and fell on our backs. We were both too hurt to move laying in someone's back yard and a cop drove though the alley real slowly as we were laying there but somehow didn't see us. I really don't understand how he didn't see us, then we made it to my friend's house and all was well after.

Also got put in custody for playing manhunt at night as a young teen. Some hag called in on us claiming we were trying to steal horses.

2:13
me in a lying competition when my opponent is a redditor:

The zigzag thing actually works

Wild, how some of these are "We were kids playing hide and seek and tag, and then the cops came and we went to jail." ... what the heck is wrong with the US? 😂

I ended up leaving like 4 different parties early in high school and either saw cops rolling up as I was leaving or hearing about it getting busted the next day 😂

I had plenty of run in's with the law, they've all ended well because of my honesty. STORY is of a time I didn't run. (Me, my cousin and a old friend were kicking it in my neighborhood. And my old friend dumbahh hit a random house's front door with something for no reason. Not wanting to get in trouble, we ran. Opposite directions cause I wasn't for that nonsense. Couple minutes later, while I'm the next neighborhood over, I seen a cop car driving down the street slowly. And Idk what the description was the cop had but he came straight to me, a 13/14 year old black kid. Asked me if I knew anything about the incident that I had just ran away from. I said no, and he asked if i was willing to ride back to the house with him to prove he got the wrong guy. So, with no handcuffs, he let's me ride in the back seat of the squad car. It was a 60 second drive back to the house. We hopped out, he took me to the door, ask the homeowner, "Is this him?" They looked at me and said, "No officer!" And he let me go. Felt good!

Very recently driving under the influence became a big story again. Matthew and Johnny Gaudreau were on a bike ride while in town for their sister's wedding and they were both hit by a drunk driver. That sort of thing happens all the time, but it's being talked about much more because Johnny was a star athlete.

This is why we can't go outdoors anymore.

I’m not a lawyer but my dad is and so are almost all of his friends, this isn’t legal advice technically (but it is implied), but A. don’t ever post about crimes you’ve committed and successfully gotten away with especially when you include identifying details in the story. If it blows up, especially if it’s a recent story, and within the statute of limitations, they can absolutely still arrest you. Cops don’t like being embarrassed and they are often petty and vindictive. B. For everyone who thinks they “got away” there’s a pretty good chance the cops nabbed your plate number or a partial and didn’t initiate a full blown car chase (likely due to safety issues) so the next time you get pulled over even for something simple, like window tint, you might get slapped with extra charges like fleeing and alluding, reckless driving, reckless endangerment, etc. All this to say essentially don’t post your crimes online bragging about getting away with it. Keep that information close to your chest because, nothing is ever truly deleted or hidden so unless you’re an incredible hacker, again I’d keep that secret close to my chest too.

Bailed, grabbed my hiviz jacket and casually walked back the other way with a load of workers who'd just got off shift.

Dude's workin for the fbi

I have 3 stories of escaping by car, 2 on foot, and one where we gave them a run for their money, really made them work that night. It's a lot to type so I don't want to do it right this second but if anyone shows interest in any or all of them, I'll gladly share later... One of the foot chases we got away with started because of an alarm and the other was several of us lighting lots of fireworks in multiple places.... The one where we gave them a run for their money is the night I went to Juvenile detention center, or kid jail, then foster care 4 days later.

We grew up rural. Meaning roads were all a mile apart. But farmers would cut access points that sometimes ran across the entire mile. If you know about them, you can disappear and pop up a mile away. Or you could hide within that square mile. Sometimes in a field, other times in a woods.
My brother got away a lot of times. Until he didn't. It was mostly 4 or 5 teens in a car with a bunch of booze. The cops didn't always have better things to do.

Adjacent topic, when I was 16 I was heading home from the movies going down a big hill and going about 115 mph when suddenly I hear loud sirens and start freaking out. I step on the brakes and look in my rearview mirror and there's nothing there....turns out the song on the radio started with police sirens and it came on at the worst time for me.

As someone else who is small enough to hide in washing machines/dryers. Yes, hiding in those is stupidly dangerous. The washing machine door locks when it is running (it kind of has to since it fills with water), some can be popped open (at least at certain times in the cycle) but some can't once they start up. Spending an hour folded up in a metal drum while spinning and be essentially waterboarded is never going to end well. But then you find out the some washing machines can pull 70 times earth's gravity during their spin cycle that is a whole new level of horrible. This is similar to what many people experience in a high speed collision except that unlike a high speed collision where it only last milliseconds (and yet can still be fatal), it's sustained for several seconds and isn't even even so different parts of you would experience that force in different directions all at the same time, simultaneously pulling and crushing you apart from the inside out (needless to say this would be wildly lethal for a human). The dryer is a little better but not much, it has no need for such a powerful spincycle but it would still tumbel you end over end and would essentially cook and dehydrate you while it's doing it.

So one of these stories was DEFINITELY ripped from a John Mulaney bit. Almost word for word, lol

1:40:41 does op know if any family photos were stolen at this party?

My story is slightly different. I think the cop was going somewhere else and didn't care that I was doing 70 in a 45. He gave me a dirty look as he went by but that's it. It happened to be my 45th birthday so I was so happy about that. Another instance about 20 years ago I was doing 65 in a 35 (I think) when I seen lights coming up in the distance I floored it before I knew it I was doing 110 till I got on the highway then I went to a normal speed. To be honest I don't even know if those lights were even for me but I didn't want to chance it.

The paintball story reminds me of when I was younger playing.
We found an abandoned factory in our town next to a running factory. We took the long way through the woods the first time because we didn't know the truck entrance was still able to be driven on.
This place was sick. The middle of the building had fallen in on itself so there was tons of barriers and paths for cover and running to get to the other side and a room on the 2nd lvl that was completely open to the view of the middle. Outside was even cooler.
The 2nd time we go we pull up to the truck entrance with water jugs and our paintball guns in bags. RIGHT PAST A SECUIRTY GUARD in a booth in the other lot a ways back we didn't see. He calls the cops on us and they come in tazers drawn on us and almost shoots my friend because he has a tipman modified to look like an m4a1. Thankfully he had the orange paintball barrel thing in.

The radiology stuff left in the abandoned hospital made me really nervous, ngl 😅

I got one. We saw the cop pull in about a 1000 yards away (large public park) he got out, my friend and I ran about 100 yards to a hill with a fence behind it that had a hole. At the top of the hill I turned back and saw him open a back door. Down the hill and through the fence we made an immediate left and sat down next to the apartment building and were just laughing about that... and then the dog ran by us with the cop close behind. I guess they both completely ignored us because... we were in the usual apartment outside smoking area so we looked like a couple of tenants for a late night smoke I guess
Apparently they patrolled that park a lot due to people dealing and they expected someone running from the police to keep running
Story 8 reminds me though, this night must have been close to shift change. 2am, I am flying because I'm tired, had been woken up on a school night to collect people from a bonfire party, I just want to go home and go back to bed. Triple digits past a little barrista stand, I jump a little inside when I see the cop car with no lights on by the barrista. I look in the rearview, see his lights go on, he pulls forward to the shoulder line, then turns his lights back off. I definitely went the normal 60 the rest of the way home though

I never ran away from the cops and I’m not about to incriminate myself also we got the best narrator in personality opinion also also first 2 hour video on this channel good job

That should be "who've **RUN** away" (not "who've ran"). The past participle of the verb "to run" is "run".

This and greatest escapes are probably my favorite type of stories from Reddit

Decades ago, I blew by a stopped cop on an empty highway at nearly 230 mph. He started coming after me but didn't have a chance to get close anytime soon. I got off the highway a couple miles ahead onto some levy roads in a farming area, ultimately spun out at a turn and fell off the levy, got stuck despite my AWD and "masterful" teenage driving skills. The cop eventually came by but did not see me ~30 feet below the road level, kept going. I got a farmer to drag me back onto the road with his Chevy (surely he had wonderful things to say about me afterward), and got to my destination without further incident.

1:40:40 I'm pretty sure this exact story is a meme

Almost everyday. My e-scooter does 100kph. Their dirt bikes limit at 55kph. They like to try but they always fail. Just waiting for the day they realize they looks stupid chasing me

#3 me and my adult friends still play manhunt (including my gf)

I get it now. The reason as a teenager now I can't just go for nighttime stroll and look into the windows of the abandoned gas station is because of these people.

Ran from the cops twice. Once it was in some residential street, the other tine it was a tollway. Both were at about 11pm. How i got away is by driving faster than then and knwoing when to ditch the main road.

Finally a video with my favorite voice

When I was 18, my friends and I were in her car and going a bit fast down a main street in town. My friend makes an illegal turn just as a police car passes us going the other way. They pull a U and start after us. We were paranoid and terrified. They were about a street length behind, so my friend that was driving tries the old dodge of turning down a residential side street and pulling over, stopping the car. We were toast and we knew it. Just then, a miracle occurred: through the rear window, we see a car the same color, make, and model as my friend's speed past the opening of the street. The cop car goes straight for them. Saved! Whoever was driving the other car was going to be very confused for being pulled over for a turn they never made.

I have gotten away from the police 2 times in my car (alegedly).
Both times they were on the oncoming side of the highway, turn on their lights and attempted to make a u turn through the center ditch. In both cases i was already going well over the limit and just went even faster. I dont get off on running from the police, but sometimes you in a situation of "if you stop now or get caught in 10 miles, youre still going to jail today. Might as well send it" (this method is not recomended for low HP cars)

Good thing its the quesadilla narrating the video otherwise someone would of got hurt😂😂😂❤❤

2:41 the cops went really hard because they knew the stakes were zero and their opponents were a bunch of kids.

I met a guy in the mental hospital and he evaded police for over a year and then eventually turned himself in, but he was running from them he said if you ever have to run from somebody don’t look back and he hid in the sewers or something next to a lake or whatever and the dogs couldn’t pick up his scent and the police couldn’t find him, also if you use cinnamon the dogs can’t pick up the scent apparently

This is totally unrelated to the video but I farted and it smelt like spicy Doritos

I’ll never get driving while high, the risks are way too much to do all that

Most of these posts are a competition to see who makes up the best stories. 😂

good tutorial bro, thank you!

great vid bro

131 is literally just ripped from a John Mulaney standup.

Deer can't just walk onto a street at any time, they can only cross where the deer crossing signs are

Wow, this seems like getting people to snitch on themselves XD

Story 6 Did the owners of the cemetery press charges seems extreme for some kids doing harmless fun no vandalism wtf

We got chased through the city by some guys who.....managed ladies of the evening let's call them. I had a mini van with sliding doors on both sides of the vehicle. We'd go drive through the areas where we knew these ladies would be walking around looking for work, I'd have my buddy hiding behind the sliding door with a fire extinguisher, and I'd roll up next to a small group of them and strike up a conversation. Then, my buddy would slide the door open and hose them down with the fire extinguisher, then we'd run. We did this a few times, but the last time things almost got a little dangerous. We didn't know that the guys who managed the ladies we just got with the extinguisher weren't very far from where we were at, and they saw everything. They chased us all through the city until I finally went down an alley and cut back the other way. I hauled it all the way back to the suburbs, and even though it's one of the very best times I've ever had as a punk teenager, we never did it again. My buddy's brother had mentioned that these guys who are managing the ladies often have a certain something on them that could have ended things a lot quicker if they wanted to.

They may be a lot of things, but "cool" is never an adjective for the bacon boys.

manhunt story is similar to something that happened to me

i cut down 288000 wood worth of trees in 7 days to die while listening to this.

8:12 Where is the part where actually got away?

what why do you want to know

Don't really count this as a "crime". However, a buddy and I used to go down to Downtown Glendale ever night and skate all the sicks spots you're not supposed to. We were decent friends with the security at city hall, so they were never an issue. However, we were kicking it by the fire station there one night and had a cop roll up on us, he didn't stop us or anything right away. What he did was turn intoa neighbor, flick o his lights and from that point I don't know if he was coming back for us or what. But we booked shit, we dipped across the street, through an alleyway *I ate shit on a power box, and we ended splitting up. He hid behind this giant hedge between the hedge and a fence. I however, took the route less hidden. Nearby was an elementary school/middle school. In AZ, they don't have middle schools, at least not in Phoenix. So it's a k-8 school. They have a wall there about a foot and a half high. I saw that, threw my board over onto the ground, dolphin dived over it straight to the concrete, and just laid there. Flat behind this tiny little wall, and they drove by and spotlights that exact spot, and then they drove away.

One time i was speeding in a bmw and the cop was on the side of the road turned his lights on me but there was traffic didn't let him get in the road so I got off first exit and pretended to be putting gas when I got the chance
Another time I was at a HS party and cops raided it I was missing on some fence and the cops came speedi g the corner towards me so I zipped up my hands and jumped some random person's house and hid with line 20 other people in this random house
I've gotten away with a lot but I've also been caught alot 😅

ok listen some of these cops were warranted to be arresting/chasing ppl but omg some of these cops seemed allergic to joy and fun like bro just the the kids play their game

Don't run from Georgia police, those guys DONT gaf

2 hour video nice :)

story 131 at about 1:40:0 is a bit from a john mulaney comedy special lol

Someone please tell me what car game is in the video

@26:45 HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A PAINTBALL GUN? They look NOTHING like real guns

ah, manhunt.. how i miss gathering the neighbourhood kids gathering down near the park and forest..

131 is a john jon mulamy skit

@UnderSparked whats the name of the game in the background

Whats with all the stories of people that didnt get away????
Did they not read the prompt?

I'm pretty sure not everywhere does the same thing as what happened with the cop so I thought the cop was doing in story 41. I live in an area where as long as at least the kid is with someone who appears to be an older person, they will be fine or at least the cop won't care if they look similar enough. Or the person is with another person who looks similar to the older person if it's a friend. So for example; I could take my sisters and brother down to the McDonald's not too far away from my house and the cops wouldn't bat an eye. Plus there isn't really a police station anywhere nearby. Plus I look similar enough to my sisters in terms of things like our hair color and the fact all of us. Well, most of us have freckles for most people tonight. Question it though, I do have lighter skin to compare to my sisters and brothers, since I'm normally inside, as a result, my skin has a paler complexion in most areas. Also, the only acceptable reason to be high while driving is if it is actual medication. You were prescribed by your doctor because technically that would be considered high. I'm mostly saying this because if it is medically prescribed and basically all it does is keep something under control and that's about it. You should be fine. Mainly because that's the legal stuff. And usually not necessarily tripping on it anyway since the most you could do is just some of it's worser side effects

Whats with all these people ratting on their friends????

Umm No thank you Mr officer

nice try feds

Bro who are the other narrators they sound like AI

WOA 2H VIDEOO

We get it bro you don’t like drunk driving.

man wth is going on in the US

There was about 20 of us drinking and smoking in the vale i was 14/15 so 03/04, just kicking back and goofing off. When out of nowhere we 1st see/hear a police helicopter, im thinking probably chasing some lil sh**s on a dirt bike around (happens often) Next thing barking in multiple directions, no one needs to shout police are hear "We Know" Just one word was shouted Scatter, everone runs. So by now ive ran about 2 miles im not gassed yet but getting tired so i just think fuck it im hungry ive only got my phone and a pepperami. Just think hotdog sized pepperoni i eat a bite and just hear "SLOAP!@#" Im thinkin F*** my fat ass had to eat something a dog would love when hes just sat there next to me waiting for his share. I realise 1 hes alone an 2 hes not barking or chewing my ass so i began sharing with him. Maybe 10 secs later i heard a whistle most likely his owner so i give him the rest to see him quickly run off. So i was caught and saved by food.

Square dude just keeps commenting after the story and can’t shut up

I ran away

its 2 jz not 2zz and its not mk mark 2 its mk II or just mark 2 its a supra